sweetnsimple786 Posted June 22, 2009 Report Share Posted June 22, 2009 You read graduation speeches, so you're either stewing over the fact you weren't valedictorian or you're trying to steal someone else's ideas for your own speech due to your lack of originality and stick-in-the-mud personality. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vvi Posted June 22, 2009 Report Share Posted June 22, 2009 Hahaha the second one.You're a hillbilly that lives on a farm out in Kansas milking cows every day, and can't point out Iraq and Afghanistan on a map because you are part of the 75% of Americans that don't have a passport and have never left the US of A. 1 Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandwich Posted June 22, 2009 Report Share Posted June 22, 2009 Your proudest moment was in 2006 when Finland won Eurovision. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abu Posted June 22, 2009 Report Share Posted June 22, 2009 You have no gastronomical ability like the majority of Brits so all you can garner for your meals are sandwiches. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandwich Posted June 22, 2009 Report Share Posted June 22, 2009 Ouch, that hurts You should know, I make excellent sandwiches.You think that curry exists in space somewhere as a pure form and snobbishly believe everyone else in the world to be eating something inferior. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abu Posted June 22, 2009 Report Share Posted June 22, 2009 You are a smiley freak and know more Asian smileys than any other white person in the UK because your class is full of them East Asians. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetnsimple786 Posted June 22, 2009 Report Share Posted June 22, 2009 (edited) You are a hypocrite who enjoys picking on unsuspecting Americans and then mocks their accents.EDIT: Okay that may be more truth than stereotype... Edited June 22, 2009 by sweetnsimple786 Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abu Posted June 22, 2009 Report Share Posted June 22, 2009 You speak in a funny accent and accuse others of being hypocrites whilst you are one yourself. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetnsimple786 Posted June 22, 2009 Report Share Posted June 22, 2009 You're named after a monkey and thus must embody the personality of one, including grooming habits. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
moneyfaery Posted June 22, 2009 Report Share Posted June 22, 2009 You're a camel-riding Arab that lives in a Bedouin tent with a harem of women and sword fights while riding his Arabian horse from oasis to oasis.EDIT: This was posted after Bishup's reply to TidusBlade, but I can't think of another stereotype for French people right now so it'll have to do.The women don't shave ^^^ You speak with a weird southern accent drawl that makes things sooooooo damn hard to comprehend!!! You also keep a gun under your pillow. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TidusBlade Posted June 22, 2009 Report Share Posted June 22, 2009 You're eating some mantis on a stick while sitting on a panda that probably looks like the one in your sig,sorry, can't think of much else Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abu Posted June 22, 2009 Report Share Posted June 22, 2009 You're living your life as a farce because you're not really Arab. You're a liar! Liar liar pants on fireeeee! Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashika Posted June 22, 2009 Report Share Posted June 22, 2009 you're secretly 12 years old for just saying "Liar liar pants on fireeeee!" Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bishup Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 (edited) You eat pancakes with maple syrup and wear a fury hat with flaps that go over the ears. Often you would go to fancy places in a lumber jack outfit, which consists of a red cotton shirt with patterns which are slowly fading away and boots to go with it and some rough pair of jeans. You secretely adore French Canadians and wish you were like them but you'd hate to admit it since you feel they are not properly Canadian. You frolick in the pine forests laden with an untouched blanket of snow and you would break this tranquile moment by taking out your rifle and shoot a feasant and conclude your epic journey with 'Feel's good, EY!' Edited June 23, 2009 by Bishup Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abu Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 You hate French Canadians because they're not really French, and you hate everyone around you because of your superiority, you refuse to speak English and you're just like Sarkozy. A twit! Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandwich Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 (edited) You enjoy insulting other nationalities because you secretly love the English and deep down you really wish you'd been born in Britain. I should add: or you could move here having not been born here and therefore be extremely polite and either open a cornershop or become a doctor because, for some reason, those are the only two options. Edited June 23, 2009 by Sandwich Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruan Chun Xian Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 Hmm you're Welsh, so your last name probably have lots of l's and y's and g's and is generally a mile long Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bishup Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 You bathe in spicy noodles accompinied with a rich sauce whilst putting on a very mellow face. Emotionless. Your perception and you can hear anything in your surroundings. You've inherited very developed perception which your father needed to seek any possible American threat. You enjoy the tranquility and the beauty of nature but a slight disruptancy would kill the mood and trigger a killing frenzy or a martial arts move to KO your oponent.PS: I'm not fully French. I'm not used to being stereotyped as a french person which is quite funny. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rainbow Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 you eat frog legs and snails whilst holding a baguette and you are going nowhere without a beret . Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SandraDJ Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 you're a cucumber who is terrified of being put in a pickle jar. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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