SerUmbras Posted May 10, 2012 Report Share Posted May 10, 2012 Granted, but now the exam is 300 pages long, and full of uni grade calculus that makes your head asplode.I wish that someone told me i had an evil twin. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sammie Backman Posted May 10, 2012 Report Share Posted May 10, 2012 They do, but then they realize that it's really you who is the evil one. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SerUmbras Posted May 10, 2012 Report Share Posted May 10, 2012 They do, but then they realize that it's really you who is the evil one.Your silence implies your wish was made in your head. It comes true, but as no-one knows about it, no-one cares.I wish that pi = 44/14 exactly. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nela25 Posted May 10, 2012 Report Share Posted May 10, 2012 Granted, but you've messed up the holy order of mathematics and the curse goes to you for forever making everyone else fail in maths. I wish I had some mango ice cream. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Gemini Posted May 10, 2012 Report Share Posted May 10, 2012 Granted, but you've messed up the holy order of mathematics and the curse goes to you for forever making everyone else fail in maths. I wish I had some mango ice cream.Granted, but it melts super past and stains your clothes and makes your hands all sticky :-(I wish the weather would be nicer so I can wear my new shoes... Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SerUmbras Posted May 11, 2012 Report Share Posted May 11, 2012 Granted, but you lose your shoes and can now no longer enjoy the weather with your friends.I wish that the sentence ended logically hippopotamus. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Gemini Posted May 11, 2012 Report Share Posted May 11, 2012 Granted, but you lose your shoes and can now no longer enjoy the weather with your friends.I wish that the sentence ended logically hippopotamus.Granted but the hippopotamus dies, so you become incredibly upset.I wish I could concentrate on biology... Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
EccentricPianist Posted May 13, 2012 Report Share Posted May 13, 2012 Granted, but you got so absorbed you forgot to go to school and you missed your exams.I wish I had started studying earlier. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SerUmbras Posted May 19, 2012 Report Share Posted May 19, 2012 Granted, but the exam material changes due to a processing error and you fail anyway. I wish there was more food in my cupboard Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dew Posted May 19, 2012 Report Share Posted May 19, 2012 granted but you realize too late that what you had mistakenly recognized as food and consumed was actually cat food and you end up in the hospital, losing your liver to a surgery.I wish the existence of God could be proven. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Award Winning Boss Posted May 19, 2012 Report Share Posted May 19, 2012 Granted but god is evil and eats all your ice cream. I wish German was easier. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolutely Positively Posted May 19, 2012 Report Share Posted May 19, 2012 Granted, but listening to music becomes more difficult so you can't enjoy jazz anymore. I wish my wish would come true. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
krystinawashereXD Posted May 20, 2012 Report Share Posted May 20, 2012 granted. BUT, technically it was never wished for. Say whaaaaaat? I wish he liked me! Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SerUmbras Posted May 20, 2012 Report Share Posted May 20, 2012 Granted, but due to a lack of specifying who "he" is, you end up having a 40 year old, unemployed, overweight, smoking trucker whos concept of romance extends to letting you in his cabin.i wish for the due date for my EE draft to be 3 weeks from now, not 1(yea, it's painful. Now I shall watch as no tears are given for me...) Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LuXou95 Posted June 2, 2012 Report Share Posted June 2, 2012 You get your 3 weeks, but your Extended Essay sucks either way so you fail the IB.I wish I could get into Harvard. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexwhy Posted November 29, 2012 Report Share Posted November 29, 2012 Granted, you got into Harvard late at night and a security officer saw you and kicked you out.I wish I was finished by Geography IA Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
macrofire Posted November 30, 2012 Report Share Posted November 30, 2012 Granted. The Geography IA smites your diminutive existence, giving a quick and painful "finish" to your life.I wish that the post after the next post after the next post will talk about lamps. (good luck with that) Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miccol Posted January 3, 2013 Report Share Posted January 3, 2013 Granted: But the posts turn into text towers created by me :3 - - -- - ---- ---- ------ -- ------ ------- ---------- -------- --------- --------------- --------------------------- ---------------- ------------------ ----------------- DDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDDDDD...... "MMMMM I WANT A LAMP...."I wish I that the next person didnt grant me my wish.. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
-._._.- Posted January 14, 2013 Report Share Posted January 14, 2013 (edited) Granted, but I just went against your wish. Hmmmm. Interesting. I have just granted you your wish of not wanting me to grant your wish. Now you shall face the consequences of... erm... I'll just leave that to you because I can't think of anything.Since you made this genie confused, you will now have a confused and grumpy genie. Or maybe, if this keeps up, your genie will just disappear (or rather, blow up). I wish I was a professional athlete. Edited January 14, 2013 by -._._.- Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
drserosa Posted January 14, 2013 Report Share Posted January 14, 2013 Granted. Darts is a sport, right? Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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