Award Winning Boss Posted April 2, 2012 Report Share Posted April 2, 2012 (edited) granted but a chicken and an angry koala attack you and you lose all your limbsI wish I was a bee Edited April 2, 2012 by Award Winning Boss Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emmi Posted April 2, 2012 Report Share Posted April 2, 2012 Granted but I step on youI wish I had a trillion dollars Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Award Winning Boss Posted April 2, 2012 Report Share Posted April 2, 2012 granted but a chicken, koala and snake attack you and eat the moneyI wish I had a dictionary Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emmi Posted April 2, 2012 Report Share Posted April 2, 2012 Granted but you're blind and can't readI wish my bracelet would stay on my wrist Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Award Winning Boss Posted April 2, 2012 Report Share Posted April 2, 2012 granted but a chicken, koala, snake and bear eat your hand and staple the watch to your wrist (what ever is left of it) I wish I'd write better essays Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emmi Posted April 2, 2012 Report Share Posted April 2, 2012 Granted but now you don't know how to readI wish I knew what to eat for dinner Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Award Winning Boss Posted April 2, 2012 Report Share Posted April 2, 2012 Granted but a chicken, koala, snake, bear and bumble bee eat the food you are going to get. I have nothing to wish. I just wanted to mention animals ruining your time. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emmi Posted April 2, 2012 Report Share Posted April 2, 2012 I wish your zoo of animals would stop ruining my life Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Award Winning Boss Posted April 2, 2012 Report Share Posted April 2, 2012 granted but they all sign a form that allows then to be classed as wild and they continue. But this time a dolphin joins in.I wish I was more interesting Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
funny10sport Posted April 3, 2012 Report Share Posted April 3, 2012 Granted. In your dreams you are I wish I could bury my biology teacher in a hole where nobody could find him. >:} Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
macrofire Posted April 4, 2012 Report Share Posted April 4, 2012 Granted but then you get a worse bio teacher.I want to eat some cake. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
W.Shelton Posted April 4, 2012 Report Share Posted April 4, 2012 Granted. But "the Cake is a lie"I wish I had all my work finished. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
funny10sport Posted April 4, 2012 Report Share Posted April 4, 2012 Granted, but then you get a stomach ache!I wish I could escape this history class right now. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sammie Backman Posted April 4, 2012 Report Share Posted April 4, 2012 (edited) Granted, but something really really important was covered in the class you missed. Consequently you fail to appropriately answer most of the questions on your final exams. You get a low 2 in the subject which makes your parents are very disappointed. They throw you out on the street. As you are walking down the road in the warm summer rain, looking for somewhere to sleep, you meet one of your old classmates from junior high. She got pregnant and dropped out of school at 16. Her child was soon taken care of by the authorities, and your old mate is now a teenage alcoholic who lives on the street. In an attempt to drown your sorrows you sit down next to her on the bench and accept the drink she offers you. Soon you feel the warmth inside, and ask her for more. She reluctantly hands over the bottle. You down most of it, and after some minutes you pass out. While you are lying there, unconscious, your friend hears the sirens of a police car. Without even taking her bag with her she runs away. The police car drives past you, but stops and turns around. The officers bring you with them to the station, and assuming that the illegal drugs they found in the bag are yours, they send you to a juvenile prison. It's really all a downward spiral from there...I wish that I could get some school work done... Edited April 4, 2012 by Sammie Backman Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Victorious Posted April 4, 2012 Report Share Posted April 4, 2012 Granted, but you see something you enjoy doing and thus you forget to do your work.I wish I had everything I wanted. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
funny10sport Posted April 5, 2012 Report Share Posted April 5, 2012 Granted, but then you realize that all the things you wanted now pocess no greater meaning, and you are no longer happy...does that make sense? I wish I could go to dance classes more often. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
macrofire Posted April 5, 2012 Report Share Posted April 5, 2012 Granted, and then you get hit by a semi-trailer truck and become immobilized waist down only to wake up from a nightmare and realize that your wish could never have been grant because Nissan-Diesel is a cruel manufacturing line. At any rate, you can't dance.I wish the cake wasn't a lie. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
funny10sport Posted April 5, 2012 Report Share Posted April 5, 2012 Granted. But then you realize that the cake was never a lie, nor was it a truth. In fact, it was never a reality. And then you realize that reality is only a concept created by man to further enhance their comprehension on life. Same goes for the cake. Wait, what truely defines a cake? TOK REVENGE I wish Canada's weather would stop being so weird. * Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
krakaton Posted April 6, 2012 Report Share Posted April 6, 2012 Granted, but then you move to a place with ****tier weather.I wish I could eat a cheeseburger. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danbo Posted April 9, 2012 Report Share Posted April 9, 2012 Granted, but the burger was not cooked properly and now you have a growing tapeworm inside of you leeching off your nutrients. Good luck getting that bugger outta ya x) I wish I could take a vacation to Australia. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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