Corrupt A Wish

[TykeDragon]

Granted but everyone else gets more than you so you're no better off.

I wish teachers would tell me my internal scores, just for my information. (try to come up with a better corruption than 'granted but they suck')

[sameera95]

granted and they're outstanding, but you fail your real exams so its no use and you end up with no diploma

i wish biology was easier to understand

[TykeDragon]

Granted, you get a 7 in Biology, but it's only because of copious amounts of studying, and you get 3 in everything else.

I wish for 45 points

[sameera95]

granted, but your first choice uni still denies you entry

i wish that i could understand spanish enough to get a level 5 in ab initio

[M.A]

Granted, but you will forget the english language after being consumed by the spanish language

I wish that I could fire my old maths teacher because her face is still pissing me off

[sameera95]

granted but you will move to another school and find her there

i wish ib would stop demanding so much from me

[M.A]

granted, but then you will go into depression for not having anything to do

I wish I was a billionaire

[sameera95]

granted, but only for a day and then you go bankrupt

i wish i didnt have such an annoying tok essay for hw (how possible is it to make the claim that mathematical knowledge is certain knowledge?)

[M.A]

Granted, but you will get feedback that answers your question and fails you (TOK is a course that teaches you how to BS hah use that newfound knowledge or just ask your maths HL teacher)

I wish I knew more people from the IB around the world so that I can discuss my IB misery with them and still feel normal

[sameera95]

lol i do maths studies not hl

granted, but now you forget anyone outside the world of ib

i wish i could stop procrastinating and finish my work

[M.A]

haha me too lol but there is probably a geeky maths teacher at your school Go maths teacher hunting!

( haha already done that)

Granted, but you will live your life in celibacy

I wish that I didn't have to wake up for school every morning

[sameera95]

granted but now your school is at night

i wish i could just sleep and forget about hw withour fearing any consequences

[M.A]

Granted, but you will die from overdosing on the other drugs you take to forget about the consequences

I wish that I will get 45/45 on my exams

[sameera95]

granted, but you take a gap year and then decide to not go to uni anyway

i wish i can go to sleep before midnight tonight

[M.A]

[ a gap year sounds so relaxing]

granted, but you will not wake up tomorrow

I wish I could move to a warm country where the tan I get is from the sun and not the computer rays Lol

[sameera95]

granted, but you won't tan a lot, you will burn instead

i wish i could stop thinking of unanswerable questions about life and the universe because they keep bugging me because i can't answer them

[M.A]

granted, but you will start thinking about other things and commit suicide because of it

I wish that I could work without needing experience to get a job and then a job to get the experience I need in the first place

[Simran Venkatraman]

Granted but you wont get any pay and your life will begin to suck and you'll be a social outcast.

I wish to be happy socially, financially, and academically..

I wonder how you're gonna destroy this now

[Absolutely Positively]

Granted but you'll become ugly and therefore you won't have any relationships.

I wish I was finished with University.

[IBidiot]

Granted, but you were actually kicked out because you set the library on fire... destroying that ancient old text that is priceless.

I wish I could be an ultramarathoner.