ecieee Posted August 15, 2011 Report Share Posted August 15, 2011 Hey you, you're so hot! You must be the true cause of global warming 1 Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaymi Posted August 15, 2011 Report Share Posted August 15, 2011 gosh, i've heard the cheesiest, funniest, (LAMEST), nastiest pick up lines recently..haha..so i'll share a few -Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up? -That dress would look great on the floor next to my bed. -Bond. James Bond. -Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on Earth! -You must be from Pearl Harbor, because baby, you're the bomb. -Do you have a BandAid? I just scrapped my knee falling for you. -Excuse me, do you have a map? Because i just got lost in your eyes. -I'm a Love Pirate, and I'm here for your booty! ARRRGGGHHH!!! (Never laughed to much at this one) -If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be a McGorgeous. 1 Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChikkyD Posted August 16, 2011 Report Share Posted August 16, 2011 Wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log? Terrible, but I laughed 2 Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dessskris Posted September 11, 2011 Report Share Posted September 11, 2011 A new element added to Periodic Table.Name: GirlSymbol: GlAtomic mass: don't even dare to ask.Physical properties: boils at any time, melts when handled with love and care, very bitter if mishandled.Chemical properties: very reactive, highly unstable, possesses high affinity to Gold, Platinum, Branded clothes and other precious items. money reducing agent, volatile when left alone.Occurance: mostly found in front of mirror.read it on facebook and found it funny! lol 3 Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CkyBlue Posted September 12, 2011 Report Share Posted September 12, 2011 I seem to have lost my number. Would you mind giving me yours? Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Procrastination Posted September 12, 2011 Report Share Posted September 12, 2011 Hillarious and *cough*nerdy*cough* pick up lines from a normal IB student: What’s your sine? It must be pi/2 because you’re the 1 You’re like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere! I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves. If I was an enzyme, I’d be helicase so I could unzip your genes. If I were an integral, I’d fill you up. I wish I were your second derivative so I could fill your concavities. Did you just combust?? Because you’re HOT! I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U. You have nicer legs than an Isosceles right triangle. When you and me get together it’s like superposition of 2 waves in phase. If I was sin^2 and you were cos^2 together we would be 1 I less than three you….. (i < 3 you) Baby let me be your integral so I can be the area under your curves and finally... this one's funny. "You know.. it’s not the length of the vector that counts… it’s how you apply the force" 2 Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HeartLocker Posted September 13, 2011 Report Share Posted September 13, 2011 Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CkyBlue Posted September 13, 2011 Report Share Posted September 13, 2011 You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life ... O.oIs your father a baker, because you've got a nice set of bunsIs your father an alien, because you're out of this worldYou may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me. Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it. It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!! Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents. If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas. See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute. A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 fake, 1 real and he says to her " I will stop loving you when all the roses die"Bond. James Bond.O.o 1 Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akayuki + Lucifel Posted September 14, 2011 Report Share Posted September 14, 2011 ^the one with the drinks is pretty neat.The cutest line I cam across (which was effectively used on a model) was "If I'd follow you home, would you keep me?" Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charizardon Posted November 10, 2011 Report Share Posted November 10, 2011 You must be auxin, because you give me rapid stem growthYour so hot, you coagulate my proteins Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anne000 Posted December 15, 2011 Report Share Posted December 15, 2011 one of my theatre classmates asked our theatre teacher in a lesson: 'what is a script?' Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
funny10sport Posted May 18, 2012 Report Share Posted May 18, 2012 The dirty ones... "Girl, you show me your secret, and I'll show you mine " "Gurl, let me put my wand into your chamber of secrets" "Nice legs, what time they open?" "If I flip a coin, what are the chances of me getting some head?" The cute ones... "Excuse me, can I have a photo of you? I wanna show Santa what I want this year" "Hey do you date strangers? No? Well let me introduce myself." For the Tech ppl out there... "You turn my software into hardware" And sadly the most famous one of all...and works for them is: "Hi! I'm Justin Bieber!" "Hey! We're One Direction!" ***Girls go wild. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
krystinawashereXD Posted May 20, 2012 Report Share Posted May 20, 2012 And I'm sure all the bio kids have heard the helicase, and unzipping joke....ahaha, I have. ;D I love that one! Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MayDreamer Posted September 26, 2012 Report Share Posted September 26, 2012 The Harry Potter ones are so amazing, but I haven't had a chance to use any yet.My name may not be Luna, but I sure know how to Love Good!If you were a Dementor, I'd become a criminal just to get your kiss.I know we're not in Professor Flitwick's class, but you're still charming.Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?You don't need 'Lumos Maxima' to turn me on!Did you use the Confundus charm or are you just naturally mindblowing?Oh, how I adore them. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kailachristine Posted October 30, 2012 Report Share Posted October 30, 2012 About a year ago, a guy asked me to be his girlfriend by saying, "Im hot, you're hot, lets go out"I literally walked away from him Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borntodraw Posted December 1, 2012 Report Share Posted December 1, 2012 "I want to be a derivative so I can lie tangent to your curves." Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AkHyldmo Posted December 1, 2012 Report Share Posted December 1, 2012 does this smell like chloroform to you?Personally, I would go for midazolam: effective and far less obvious."Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?" Gotta love Jimmy Carr (at least that's where I heard it the first time... x) Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miccol Posted January 3, 2013 Report Share Posted January 3, 2013 Got any raisins? how about a date? Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
IBidiot Posted January 3, 2013 Report Share Posted January 3, 2013 here's an absolutely terrible one that my brother found on a bad pick up line website:My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in!I still laughed though. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waterpolofreak Posted February 27, 2013 Report Share Posted February 27, 2013 Can't believe my friend ever said this, but he used it on a girl when we were in florida"hey, do you like seafood, cuz I got crabs" Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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