yucia Posted March 29, 2014 Report Share Posted March 29, 2014 These are pretty old haha:I wish I was adenine, then I could get paired with U.I have a slight OCD care to be my obsession?I’m conducting an experiment, wanna come spend the night over so i can interpret your dreams?I've got my ion you baby!Hey baby, will a little more alcohol catalyze this reaction?According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your hotness with me.How about me and you go back to my place and form a covalent bond?If you were a concentration gradient I'd go down on you.So lame but I still laughed... or am I just sleep-deprived... Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Jeeves Posted March 31, 2014 Report Share Posted March 31, 2014 Ohohohoho this thread was made for meIs your face from McDonalds? Because I'm lovin it.Do you have a hump on your back? You're whaley cute!You must be wearing space pants because your butt is out of this world.Did I ever tell you I'm a chess Grand Master? I'm making a move on you.On a scale of 1 to 10 you're a 9... and I'm the 1 you need.*hands the person a packet of sugar* Excuse me, you dropped your name tag.There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right? Oh wait I forgot u r a q t. "There's one more though" Yeah, I'll give you the d/v later.Do you have wifi because I'm feeling the connection...Are you a raisin? Because you're raisin my d***.*hands them a string cheese* "Oh, what's this?" "A cheesy line."If I told you that you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bude Posted April 6, 2014 Report Share Posted April 6, 2014 (edited) Don't you wish I was like your HL Mathematics homework? I'd be really hard and you'd be doing me on your desk. My Physics teacher sometimes gives us chat up lines using Physics. 'Go up to a girl in a nightclub, and bring a metre ruler with you. Place it so that it is roughly in your centre of gravity, and find a girl and poke the other end into her centre of gravity. Then you can tell her: 'There is a force of about pulling us closer. Here's the sexy bit, if we halve the distance between you and I, this force increases fourfold due to the inverse square law'' Do you have 11 protons? Because you're sodium fine! hue Edited April 6, 2014 by Bude Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MARemon Posted June 2, 2014 Report Share Posted June 2, 2014 Do you live in a corn field? Because I'm stalking you Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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