Vvi Posted February 8, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 8, 2009 The army's unofficial policy is "shoot first, ask questions later". People get really creative with where they hide bombs. Pregnant women get stopped and asked to show their stomachs, men hide them in their headscarves...bouncing bombs might already have happened, for all I know.Chickens would be great too. Maybe I could convince the animals to poop first, and then bring them in. Animal whisperer.Yeah we do have a PA system, suppose we could trick the principal into leaving his office for a few secs and then lock ourselves in. What're you thinking? We had this idea last year of buying tons of tampon boxes, colouring them red with food dye and leaving them lying round the halls and in the guys bathrooms. Would have people running for miles. They probably wouldn't figure out that it was food dye. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abu Posted February 8, 2009 Report Share Posted February 8, 2009 The army's unofficial policy is "shoot first, ask questions later". People get really creative with where they hide bombs. Pregnant women get stopped and asked to show their stomachs, men hide them in their headscarves...bouncing bombs might already have happened, for all I know.Yeah we do have a PA system, suppose we could trick the principal into leaving his office for a few secs and then lock ourselves in. What're you thinking?Paranoid Israelis I was thinking of playing some really annoying music or something, not harmful and pretty funny with the right song choice. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
moneyfaery Posted February 8, 2009 Report Share Posted February 8, 2009 Chicken dance first thing that came to mind... or something equally annoying. Should work well if you decide to bring in chickens. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaggia Posted February 8, 2009 Report Share Posted February 8, 2009 I know there's a toys r us in jerusalem, don't you think you'd be able to find something funny there? if not, take an egged to ramat gan or rishon lezion, there's an enormous one there! Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vvi Posted February 8, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 8, 2009 I checked in Toys R Us today, all they had was footballs and I can't buy 10,000 of those. Did you live here before btw?I wish I could bring pigs to school, it'd be so funny since most of our teachers are Jewish and there's lots of Muslim students too. Non-kosher and un-Islamic Problem is, there's only one farm where they are allowed to be raised, there's actually a law against owning pigs. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaggia Posted February 8, 2009 Report Share Posted February 8, 2009 Ah, no, but I've visited quite a few times, been there and done that in most corners of the country. But buy five small and quick animals and number them from one to six, leaving number five out -- the teachers will be looking for the nonexistent number five for ever! Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashika Posted February 8, 2009 Report Share Posted February 8, 2009 that's a superb idea! Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vvi Posted February 8, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 8, 2009 Yeah I read about that one too, although the thing is we have maintenance staff who would be made to look for the animals instead of the teachers. I quite like the staff since they always let us slip out the front gate and turn a blind eye to anything we do wrong, so I wouldn't want to send them on a wild goose chase.I think the tampon thing will be our last resort if we can't find bouncy balls, the only thing is they're quite expensive. Suppose we could use pads too, we could tape them to classroom doors. We might only need a few boxes if we stick one of on each door in school. I really want to see the faces of male teachers Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
moneyfaery Posted February 8, 2009 Report Share Posted February 8, 2009 Why not just throw them randomly on the floor in the halls? You know, like a trail... Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vvi Posted February 8, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 8, 2009 If we make the trail lead to our principal's office, who I absolutely detest... I also wanted to hang them from the ceiling, the "blood" would drip onto the floor....haha I really want to do this one, I can imagine the screams in the hallway. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
moneyfaery Posted February 8, 2009 Report Share Posted February 8, 2009 Do you have a "main" room or front entrance? Stick them up on the ceiling where everyone comes in... then have a trail leading to the principal's office.... Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vvi Posted February 8, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 8, 2009 We do, we do. It's only a 10m walk to the principal's office from there though. We'll make a longer trail, from the other entrance all the way through the hallway. I'm going to ask my class tomorrow what they think. I'm sure the elementary teachers won't be happy when they walk to the library with their classes, they're all old women that are ridiculously prissy. It'll be good for them to get a rude wake-up call Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
flsweetheart422 Posted February 8, 2009 Report Share Posted February 8, 2009 If you're going to do anything with cows, be forewarned that the WILL NOT walk down stairs. So if someone were to lead a cow upstairs, it would need to be tranquilized and brought back down by a professional. Oh and if you are still thinking about the random animal idea... well years ago, someone actually released three pigs on campus, and they labeled them "one", "two", and "four". The primary part of the joke being that the administration would spend forever looking for number "three". Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abu Posted February 8, 2009 Report Share Posted February 8, 2009 Release a shed load of eggs. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
moneyfaery Posted February 8, 2009 Report Share Posted February 8, 2009 Actually, I can see that. Put eggs all over the floor in the office or some other room so that no one can pass though. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashika Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 The egg idea is actually pretty legit haha Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vvi Posted February 9, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 Wish eggs didn't cost so much here then. They're $8 for 12.One girl who went to boarding school in England suggested getting all the girls' bras, hooking them up together and hanging them up in the hallway in a long chain. We'd only have to worry about them being stolen by the guys in 9-11th grade. I don't think we would have enough bras though, since we're only 9 girls. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leen Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 Wish eggs didn't cost so much here then. They're $8 for 12.One girl who went to boarding school in England suggested getting all the girls' bras, hooking them up together and hanging them up in the hallway in a long chain. We'd only have to worry about them being stolen by the guys in 9-11th grade. I don't think we would have enough bras though, since we're only 9 girls.And I don't fancy the idea of male teachers the likes of mr solomon seeing what kind of bras I wear Hahaha we should definatley do the tampons if we can't think of anything else.. ohwee that would be nasty Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
moneyfaery Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 $8 for 12? That's ridiculous. Why are they so expensive? Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vvi Posted February 9, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 Food here is generally expensive, even more expensive than in Europe. In Finland I can buy imported things cheaper. The only place it's not expensive is in Palestinian areas, and that's because they don't pay taxes on things. Some law about occupied territories worldwide not subject to paying tax. There are some advantages to being occupied then People got way too into the releasing animals thing, someone wanted to form a petting zoo in our lounge. Great, except for the mixture of cats and dogs that would tear each other apart. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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