Corrupt A Wish

[Shalaleh]

granted, but no one will even notice u and u'll go crazy cuz u've spent ur whole life studying

hmmmm i wish i had a bigger brother

[Black Bird Lockheed]

Granted, ( if I were you I wouldn't dare to make such a wish ) but your big brother will keep on bulling you and you will regret it..

I wish that I would develop a passion for physics..

[Shalaleh]

granted, but you do everything on time and then you'll have nothing to do and you''ll die from boredom

i wish i didnt have school on saturdays and sundays :|

(btw im at school now ))) )

Edited April 20, 2013 by Shalaleh

[Black Bird Lockheed]

Granted, but since you won't have schools on Saturdays and Sundays,your teacher will take extra lectures during Mon- Fri. ( Strange we have holidays on Saturdays and Sundays. And are you allowed to use IB survival during schools )

I wish there was no pain or suffering in this world.

[Guest Zoya (aka: ziasha)]

Granted, but if there was no pain and suffering in the world, the existence of GOD would have been proven. which will lead to the huge doubt in science and the atheists might want to kill themselves due to this, hence not really granting ur wish

I wish there was more genuine people in this world. (Genuine as in trustworthy )

[RainAL]

Granted, but those who are already not-so-genuine would become even more so (if that's even possible)

I wish I didn't have so much stress

[Guest Zoya (aka: ziasha)]

Granted but then you miss out on a chance to do the IB which however stressful is very helpful :P (that rhymes )

I wish i could be taller

[Shalaleh]

granted, but you get paralyzed at an accident

Granted, but since you won't have schools on Saturdays and Sundays,your teacher will take extra lectures during Mon- Fri. ( Strange we have holidays on Saturdays and Sundays. And are you allowed to use IB survival during schools )

I wish there was no pain or suffering in this world.

and yes its strange cuz i take IB in Iran , so our holidays are on thursday and friday

and i've got no idea if i am allowed to use it or not LOL hope no one finds out

as to my wish ,

i wish i could read ppl's mind

[Black Bird Lockheed]

Granted, but you can only read the mind of the people within the range of 5 meters. Second thing is that people will hate you for breaching their privacy.

I wish that I have supernatural powers without causing negative side effects on me as well as within my society.

[Guest Zoya (aka: ziasha)]

Hahaha (without causing negative side effects on me as well as within my society)

Granted but you become sooo evil and selfish with the powers, the god destroys u (u said side effect being evil is not a side effect )

I wish i have a great 18th bday tmrw

[Black Bird Lockheed]

Granted, your b day will be great but your part expenditure will be soo big that your pocket money will be exhausted ( I don't feel like corrupting your wish because you deserve to have a grand Birthday party. Advanced Happy Birthday to you and have a blast! )

I wish to be be perfect in every thing.

Edited April 21, 2013 by akash jishnu

[Guest Zoya (aka: ziasha)]

AAWWW THANKS :D hhehehe

Granted, you are so perfect that you sparkle (hahahah)

I wish akash corrupts this wish

[Shalaleh]

granted? but i do it be4 he does =))

hmmm i wish i could find a chem tutor soon :/

[Black Bird Lockheed]

Hahaha I wish Ziasha you make this wish while I am in online otherwise some smart people like Shalaleh will really corrupt your wish ( @ Ziaha thanks for your compliments )

Granted you will have a chem tutor but he teaches you so badly that you will get bad marks ..

I wish I have the strength of controlling my satisfaction.

[Shalaleh]

granted, but you are only able to do this while you sleep

i wish i knew the ****ing answer to my maths problem i have to solve by tomorrow

FML

[Black Bird Lockheed]

Granted you are able to solve that problem, but anyways the math exam will go bad for you. .

I wish I can fly like an eagle, hit like a missile and have a razor sharp brain..

[Shalaleh]

super man?

hmm granted, but you live in a world where there are no humans, so u basically live for nothing

and i wish for nothing this time

[Black Bird Lockheed]

Granted, but you really annoyed people because you are making no wishes when you are supposed to make wish so that others can corrupt your wish.

I wish the world invent many new useful things within 1 year.

[Guest Zoya (aka: ziasha)]

granted, but soooo many things are invented that the most usefull ones are neglected :P

i WISH there could be done something about the animal cruelty

[Black Bird Lockheed]

Granted, but it turns out that I was the one who saved all the animals and the animals are so very intelligent that all of them will become my bodyguards and they will also treat me like a king which will make you feel very jealous.

I wish I was the mentor of Euclid, Plato, Aristotle, Alexander, Einstein and Bill Gates ignoring time barriers .