Austin Glau Posted June 18, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 18, 2010 LOL nice, got to rep that Howard Cosell: It may very well have been one of the most astonishing events to grace the annals of history. An historic, unprecedented avian biped with the temerity to attempt such an herculean achievement formerly relegated to homo sapien pedestrians is truly a remarkable occurence.Salvador Dali: The Fish.Darwin: It was the logical next step after coming down from the trees.Emily ****inson: Because it could not stop for death.Epicurus: For fun.Ralph Waldo Emerson: It didn't cross the road; it transcended it. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
giantsushi Posted June 22, 2010 Report Share Posted June 22, 2010 GEORGE W. BUSH We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here. BILL CLINTON I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken, please? PAT BUCHANAN To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American. MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR. I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question. ARISTOTLE It is the nature of chickens to cross the road. KARL MARX It was a historical inevitability. SADDAM HUSSEIN This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it. VOLTAIRE I may not agree with what the chicken did, but I will defend to the death its right to do it. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Austin Glau Posted June 22, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 22, 2010 most of those were already said, but make me lol anyway Hippocrates: Because of an excess of light pink gooey stuff in its pancreas.Jacques Derrida: Any number of contending discourses may be discovered within the act of the chicken crossing the road, and each interpretation is equally valid as the authorial intent can never be discerned, because structuralism is DEAD, DAMMIT, DEAD!Thomas de Torquemada: Give me ten minutes with the chicken and I'll find out.Timothy Leary: Because that's the only kind of trip the Establishment would let it take.Douglas Adams: Forty-two.Nietzsche: Because if you gaze too long across the Road, the Road gazes also across you. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
azulverde:) Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 (edited) to go to Qatar to do its homework Edited August 18, 2010 by azulverde:) Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
theloserwins Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 (edited) Osama Bin Laden: To blow up the America!World Health Organization: To be killed to prevent Avian Flu Edited August 18, 2010 by theloserwins Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
azulverde:) Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 to be free to do whatever he wants to Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
theloserwins Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 Cobb in Inception: Intruder of dream! Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
azulverde:) Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 Jason Morales : to jump in the fryer at mcdonalds... 1 Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Austin Glau Posted August 21, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 21, 2010 hahhahaaChuck Norris: To be roundhouse kicked back to the side of the road it started on.Sort of lame, made it on the spot lol Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
x___x Posted August 21, 2010 Report Share Posted August 21, 2010 J.K. Rowling: The chicken was ordered by You-Know-Who to go capture Harry Potter, so that You-Know-Who can finally kill him.Dr. House: The chicken has common stomachache, which causes the muscles in its guts to move violently, causing its legs to move independently! Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
azulverde:) Posted August 21, 2010 Report Share Posted August 21, 2010 hahaha i like thatto go solve a crime with gus and replace shawn Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Austin Glau Posted August 22, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 22, 2010 Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it chickened out! yes that was very lame lol boo me Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
miny mouse Posted August 22, 2010 Report Share Posted August 22, 2010 to have sex with a virgin (nat (azulverde)) Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bishup Posted August 22, 2010 Report Share Posted August 22, 2010 Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Austin Glau Posted August 22, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 22, 2010 to have sex with a virgin (nat (azulverde))lolPeer Pressure. it makes sense if you think about it. sorry another lame one Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
azulverde:) Posted August 22, 2010 Report Share Posted August 22, 2010 to have sex with a virgin (nat (azulverde))lolPeer Pressure. it makes sense if you think about it. sorry another lame one haha not funnyi think you should know who the chicken is in the first place... (a football player in our school) Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Austin Glau Posted August 22, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 22, 2010 why did the donkey cross the road? no thats even lamer lol Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
azulverde:) Posted August 22, 2010 Report Share Posted August 22, 2010 yea but hey thats what we are trying to do right? Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Austin Glau Posted August 22, 2010 Author Report Share Posted August 22, 2010 lol thanks for the motivation Time for some more classics, even if i already posted this Thomas de Torquemada: Give me ten minutes with the chicken and I'll find out.Timothy Leary: Because that's the only kind of trip the Establishment would let it take.Douglas Adams: Forty-two.Nietzsche: Because if you gaze too long across the Road, the Road gazes also across you.Oliver North: National Security was at stake. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
azulverde:) Posted August 22, 2010 Report Share Posted August 22, 2010 no prob i cant think of any more im sure my friends will tho Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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