Austin Glau Posted June 14, 2010 Report Share Posted June 14, 2010 Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandwich Posted June 14, 2010 Report Share Posted June 14, 2010 To get to the other side? :B Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caustica Posted June 14, 2010 Report Share Posted June 14, 2010 To make money. /cynical Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Austin Glau Posted June 14, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 14, 2010 Darwin: It was the logical next step after coming down from the trees.Ronald Reagan: I forget.Jacques Derrida: Any number of contending discourses may be discovered within the act of the chicken crossing the road, and each interpretation is equally valid as the authorial intent can never be discerned, because structuralism is DEAD, DAMMIT, DEAD! 1 Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Austin Glau Posted June 14, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 14, 2010 Plato: For the greater good.Karl Marx: It was a historical inevitability.Machiavelli: So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely chicken's dominion maintained. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caustica Posted June 14, 2010 Report Share Posted June 14, 2010 (edited) LMAO HAHA i love your answers i'm taking you got them from somewhere?EDIT: from here http://philosophy.eserver.org/chicken.txt Edited June 14, 2010 by Caustica Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetnsimple786 Posted June 14, 2010 Report Share Posted June 14, 2010 I'd like to think we can live in a world where a chicken has the right to cross a road without getting it's motives questioned Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narcissist Posted June 14, 2010 Report Share Posted June 14, 2010 I'd like to think we can live in a world where a chicken has the right to cross a road without getting it's motives questioned Nah, bit naive don't you think?Stalin: Because comerade chicken is a japanese spy and a traitor to the motherland.Btw, in the Soviet union you don't cross the road, the road crosses you. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetnsimple786 Posted June 14, 2010 Report Share Posted June 14, 2010 I prefer to see it as understanding but defiant, thank you What if the road were a symbol for the government, and crossing it meant becoming a traitor. Would the car the ran you over be the secret police? The neighbors? Your ex? Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Austin Glau Posted June 14, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 14, 2010 Actually the car is optimus prime, a transformer that will jump over the chicken so it can cross the road. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black.Rock.Shooter Posted June 14, 2010 Report Share Posted June 14, 2010 I think we're putting a little to much into it...damn you english A1! Now I keep finding myself over-analysing comercials, leave alone jokes! Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Austin Glau Posted June 15, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 15, 2010 Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.Aristotle: To actualize its potential.Buddha: If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken- nature.The Sphinx: You tell me.Mr. T: If you saw me coming you'd cross the road too!Henry David Thoreau: To live deliberately ... and suck all the marrow out of life.Mark Twain: The news of its crossing has been greatly exaggerated.Molly Yard: It was a hen!Zeno of Elea: To prove it could never reach the other side. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caustica Posted June 15, 2010 Report Share Posted June 15, 2010 Hamlet: that is not the question. 1 Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peachez Posted June 15, 2010 Report Share Posted June 15, 2010 The Sphinx: You tell me. 1 Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Austin Glau Posted June 16, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 16, 2010 Othello: Jealousy.Dr Johnson: Sir, had you known the Chicken for as long as I have, you would not so readily enquire, but feel rather the Need to resist such a public Display of your own lamentable and incorrigible Ignorance.Mrs Thatcher: This chicken's not for turning.Supreme Soviet: There has never been a chicken in this photograph.Donne: It crosseth for thee.Pope: It was mimicking my Lord Hervey.Constable: To get a better view. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mahuta ♥ Posted June 16, 2010 Report Share Posted June 16, 2010 Sir Isaac Newton: Chickens at rest tend to stay at rest. Chickens in motion tend to cross the road.Charles Darwin (revisited): Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads.George Bush: To face a thousand points of headlightsJulius Caesar: To come, to see, to conquer.Adolf Hitler: It needed Lebensraum.Saddam Hussein: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.Bill Gates: I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, balance your checkbook and eat your neighbour.Ernest Hemingway: To die. Alone. In the rain.PARIS HILTON: Huh?DR. SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes! The chicken crossed the road but why it crossed, I’ve not been told.Original 'why did the chicken cross the road' in a magazine during the 19th century. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Austin Glau Posted June 16, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 16, 2010 (edited) lol nice find Zeno of Elea: To prove it could never reach the other side.Wordsworth: To wander lonely as a cloud.The Godfather: I didn't want its mother to see it like that.Keats: Philosophy will clip a chicken's wings.Blake: To see heaven in a wild fowJack Nicholson: 'Cause it (censored) wanted to. That's the (censored) reason.Ernest Hemingway: To die. In the rain. Edited June 16, 2010 by 2401 I Hate Tangents Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mahuta ♥ Posted June 17, 2010 Report Share Posted June 17, 2010 Ernest Hemingway: To die. In the rain.copy cat! LOL I already said that one! Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Austin Glau Posted June 17, 2010 Author Report Share Posted June 17, 2010 It is so important that it needs to be said again Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
x___x Posted June 18, 2010 Report Share Posted June 18, 2010 2401 I Hate Tangents: To play Halo!Mahuta ♥: To study anatomy!lol!! 1 Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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