ib quotes

[MLI]

So sometimes when you are just bored of studying you start surfing any thing on the internet, today I looked at funny ib quotes and I would like to share some of them with you guys. Enjoy !!

Not mine. I saw this on IB quotes

You Know You’re In IB When …

1.You are already planning where your lockers will be next year.

2. At least 4 of your classes (history, english, TOK, psychology) are talking about almost the same thing, or at least you think they are … it could be an illusion … maybe you’re not in class at all …

3. You start walking in geometric circles.

4. You start analyzing random books, song lyrics, and street signs.

5. You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing you’ve said it before.

6. A good night’s sleep is 5 hours.

7. You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing you’ve said it before.

8. You can’t enjoy a heart-warming cartoon because the French grammar is wrong.

9. You have made up complicated metaphors relating your love life to a card game and have fun doing it.

10. 16 + 2 = … wait, let me get my graphing calculator!

11. The idea of “getting off on tangents” is hilariously funny.

12. You start overanalyzing the rainbows on people’s clothing.

13. You write a newsletter half in Latin.

14. You always seem to have one continuous headache.

15. You haven’t seen light in so long you glow in the dark.

16. You find yourself thinking “Without stress my life would be empty.”

17. Your contacts are so thick that you have trouble closing your eyes.

18. You can count the number of hours you sleep each week on one missing hand.

19. You think MTV is a formula for mass, temperature and volume.

20. You’ve taught yourself how to take naps while walking to your next class.

21. It’s the little things that confuse you.

165. You get to college and realize the classes you are taking seem really familiar.

22. Your college professors’ grading systems seem a little too lenient.

23. You forget your brother’s name because you haven’t seen him in three years.

24. You have races with your friends to see who can say the entire periodic table of elements the fastest.

25. You see your Extended Essay advisor more than you see your parents.

. You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing you’ve said it before.

26. You no longer speak English — You speak a combination of English, German, Spanish, French, Portugese, Swedish, Dutch, Chinese, Russian, Norwegian, Hebrew, Arabic, Japanese, Korean, and Polish.

27. Your idea of impure thoughts is whether or not to copy math homework.

28. You can count your first math quiz grade on one hand.

29. You wonder if there’s SparkNotes on the Calculus book.

30. You don’t really cheat - you just tell people the answers.

31. Cheating became too difficult, so you took up telepathy.

32. You have a tab running at Barnes & Noble.

33. You rush to the IB workroom immediately when 2nd block ends, type up your whole 500-word essay (that you wrote on paper by hand in 1st block), print it out, and make it to 3rd block before the next bell rings.

34. You persuade your History teacher that everything you have said in that half hour of presenting makes sense and has a point, even though you don’t know what that point is.

37. You’re late for graduation because you are sneaking around to do chem labs.

35. Every computer in your school has a strategically saved copy of some work you did. Furthermore, you know which computers they are and what you left there.

36. You spend more hours getting your CAS forms signed than the number of hours on written those forms, because you wait until the last minute to fill out the forms. Naturally; it would be a waste of time otherwise.

[Darta Jenn Bush]

You forgot that we sometimes say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing we’ve said it before.

[SerUmbras]

You get incredibly infuriated to see that quote number 165 was in the wrong place, and thus wrote out a 300 word long complaint expilcitly explaining this issue to the creater.

[sereen.tamari]

woooooooow so funny hehehe

[Esteban]

I used to get A's, but now I get B's

IB.

:-)