Austin Glau Posted February 24, 2011 Report Share Posted February 24, 2011 ran so he didn't burn Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrismclee Posted February 24, 2011 Report Share Posted February 24, 2011 without realising that he had Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dessskris Posted February 24, 2011 Report Share Posted February 24, 2011 Once upon a time there was an elf sitting on a polished marble mantelpiece while suddenly he saw a girl and was utterly repulsed by her shoes which were really made of veal. But then he noticed that the girl sat silently shaking something solid. To her surprise it was a box containing gold and a large cylinder of magical flickering little pearls of dust. That glowed like giant shining phalluses of the seven wonders. When she realized this, she clutched her first and reached down into her bag of untarnished fortunes of odourless sweat and pulled out a horrible 10 foot tall cyclops that shot laser beams from his infalliable buttocks that made fratulence that could quench anyone's thirst and satisfy anyones hunger.The elf said to himself, "I wonder what happens when you poke a Cyclops' eye." So the elf stood up and clapped excitedly as he massaged the Cyclops' eye until he stabbed it with a thin prong that initially looked extremely dull and rusted. But, it was sharp enough to cut our universe in half. So that was what he wanted to do.He started eating the Cyclops' feet. Tasty, yet chewy after a while. Then he looked at his feet and realised that a fairy had also eaten half of his luxurious brogues! "What shall I do now," he groaned. The girl's ugly shoes turned green with rot. The elf wanted to burn her shoes, but he restrained himself and fired his laser at a huge nearby castle. The fairy took out her tub of ice-cream because it can stop the elf from gaining super powers that grew from the consumption of gnomes. "Boom", a loud sound echoed slimy, green frog that was annoying. But the magician from Candyland took out his rubber-chicken with a very skeptical expression and realized that Master Chief wanted him to go find the elf. So the magician called the Elite 8th squadron of Orbital Drop Schock Troopers to blow up the palace doors and make a 5-word story, while he himself was building a very large and sharply still incline that was gray which had a picture of Summer Glau, who was very steamy and close to something namely a burning tree that didn't have 5 words.Summer glau is so hot that she was able to melt the cement that she seduced with her amazing hot legs. The Master Chief then ran so he didn't burn, without realising that he had lost his way. "What should Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Austin Glau Posted February 25, 2011 Report Share Posted February 25, 2011 he do? Summer Glau HOTTTTTTTTTTTTT Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sike Posted February 25, 2011 Report Share Posted February 25, 2011 Master Chief then died, abruptly. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Austin Glau Posted February 25, 2011 Report Share Posted February 25, 2011 no he was in cyrosleep Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sike Posted February 25, 2011 Report Share Posted February 25, 2011 , but in reality he was Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Austin Glau Posted February 25, 2011 Report Share Posted February 25, 2011 in cyrosleep. Summer glau then Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrismclee Posted February 25, 2011 Report Share Posted February 25, 2011 decided it was time to Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dessskris Posted February 25, 2011 Report Share Posted February 25, 2011 commit a suicide. She died. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nametaken Posted February 25, 2011 Report Share Posted February 25, 2011 And that is the end. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
--- mk Posted February 25, 2011 Report Share Posted February 25, 2011 but wait! She was resurrected ... 1 Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Austin Glau Posted February 25, 2011 Report Share Posted February 25, 2011 Actually she never died because she is so hot that she would never commit suicide. Master Chief then got his shotgun and started to save humanity from the flood. Summer glau then procedded to be hot. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
vladimir93 Posted March 5, 2011 Report Share Posted March 5, 2011 i'll ignore mr. glau's lovely post ...by the kiss of a... Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Austin Glau Posted March 8, 2011 Report Share Posted March 8, 2011 Angel, but she never died Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice Cream is really yummy Posted April 21, 2011 Report Share Posted April 21, 2011 . She took her magic carpet Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
--- mk Posted April 21, 2011 Report Share Posted April 21, 2011 and flew away to France Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice Cream is really yummy Posted April 22, 2011 Report Share Posted April 22, 2011 where she saw Disney characters Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dessskris Posted April 23, 2011 Report Share Posted April 23, 2011 . "This is amazing!" she said. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice Cream is really yummy Posted April 23, 2011 Report Share Posted April 23, 2011 The clouds were beginning to Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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