ShootingStar16 Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 Tyrion reappears and says: I demand a trial for combat. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosalina Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 The crowd grew bored of the band and chanted in favour of Tyrion. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
King112 Posted May 20, 2015 Report Share Posted May 20, 2015 And then a big ass car falls out of the sky and flattens tyrion. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShootingStar16 Posted May 21, 2015 Report Share Posted May 21, 2015 But he does not die because he is awesome. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
King112 Posted May 21, 2015 Report Share Posted May 21, 2015 So I kill him because I am more awesome. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShootingStar16 Posted May 21, 2015 Report Share Posted May 21, 2015 I kill you by asking who Eminem is and then Tyrion comes back to life because he has infinite lives. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Jordan Posted May 21, 2015 Report Share Posted May 21, 2015 Tyrion questions his existence, which is followed by a very morbidly obese cat walking across his chest; however, he is not pained as Tyrion is seemingly immortal. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
King112 Posted May 21, 2015 Report Share Posted May 21, 2015 But, eminem is the rap god, and is immortal, and decrees that tyrion shall live, but shall be exiled to only the Game of thrones books. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosalina Posted May 21, 2015 Report Share Posted May 21, 2015 Tyrion defies Eminem by throwing a tomato at him which is Eminem's weakness. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
King112 Posted May 21, 2015 Report Share Posted May 21, 2015 But Eminem has no weakness, thus tycoon has to obey Eminem Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShootingStar16 Posted May 21, 2015 Report Share Posted May 21, 2015 (it's tyrion u scoundrel) Jon Snow appears with his direwolf Ghost and Ghost attacks Eminem. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
IB_taking_over Posted May 22, 2015 Report Share Posted May 22, 2015 and then, Eminem summoned another ghost to fight the in his honor Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShootingStar16 Posted May 22, 2015 Report Share Posted May 22, 2015 (Ghost is legit the name of his direwolf) But Eminem and the ghost were defeated. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosalina Posted May 22, 2015 Report Share Posted May 22, 2015 In order to make sure Eminem never came back, Dumbledore turned him into a lemon sherbet and offered the candy to Tyrion. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
legoisnotforlosers Posted May 22, 2015 Report Share Posted May 22, 2015 Tyrion accepted the sherbert lemon as he cussed, "My Precious!!!.!!.!" , and transformed into a gollum. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosalina Posted May 22, 2015 Report Share Posted May 22, 2015 Dumbledore transforms into Gandalf and attacks Tyrion the Gollum Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schrodinger's CAS Posted May 23, 2015 Report Share Posted May 23, 2015 Gandalf and Tyrion the Gollum engage in an epic lightsabre battle in District 12. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
King112 Posted May 23, 2015 Report Share Posted May 23, 2015 But before anything else could happen, Eminem uses his Rap God powers and reappears, and realising he was wrong, he offers peace to the others Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosalina Posted May 25, 2015 Report Share Posted May 25, 2015 Gandalf, while fighting Tyrion the Gollum, tells Eminem that he will be forgiven if he resurrects Voldemort. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
King112 Posted May 30, 2015 Report Share Posted May 30, 2015 Eminem's like "sure, I'm so badass death can't keep me under control", and he revives Baldermort. (Yes, I did call Voldermort Baldermort) Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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