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Evil poppin eye, presst up to the opening

He'd slide shut the lil perforated hatch...at night mah body blusht

To the whistle of the birch!

With a lil practice ah soon learnt to use in on mahself...

Punishment?! REWARD!! Punishment?! REWARD!!!!

Well, ah tied't on...percht on mah bed ah was...

sticken a needle in mah arm...

Ah tied off!! ****en WINGS BURST OUT MAH BACK!

(Like ah was cuttin teeth!!)

Ah took off!!!

(Rats in Paradise! Rats in Paradise!)

There's a MU-TI-NY IN HEAVAAAHN!!

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Cute little momma had a swag like mine, she even wear her hair down her back like mine. I'll make you feel right when it's wrong, like lying, and man you ain't never had a love like mine. Man I ain't never seen an ass like hers, that **** in my mouth had me lost for words. I told her back it up like burp burp, I'll make that ass clap like jurp jurp. That's when she...she licked me like a lollipop...like a lollipop... shawty wann a thug, bottles in the club, shawty wanna hump, you know i'd like to touch yo lovely lady lumps...

Random, I know, but am listening to the Framing Hanley version as part of a playlist intended to keep me sane during IB work... it's not working :P

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  • 3 months later...

If you having girl problems I feel bad for you son

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one

The year is '94 and in my trunk is raw

In my rear view mirror is the mother ****ing law

...

So I...pull over to the side of the road

And I heard "Son do you know why I'm stopping you for?"

Cause I'm young and I'm black and my hats real low

Do I look like a mind reader sir, I don't know

Am I under arrest or should I guess some mo?

"Well you was doing fifty five in a fifty four"

"License and registration and step out of the car"

"Are you carrying a weapon on you I know a lot of you are"

I ain't stepping out of **** all my papers legit

"Do you mind if I look round the car a little bit?"

Well my glove compartment is locked so is the trunk and the back

And I know my rights so you gon' need a warrant for that

...

Jay Z, 99 Problems

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Steal the night, Kill the lights, Feel it under your skin

Time is right, Keep it tight, Cos it's pulling you in

Wrap it up, Can't stop cos it feels like a overdose (Feels like an overdose)

Oh, oh, Evacuate the dancefloor

Oh, oh, I'm infected by the sound

Oh, oh, Stop, this beat is killing me

Hey Mister DJ let the music take me underground

:):shoot::P

:vampire::(

Edited by 2401 I Hate Tangents
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