Absolutely Positively Posted May 14, 2013 Report Share Posted May 14, 2013 Banned because we sent our Salvation Army. . . Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
alefal Posted May 14, 2013 Report Share Posted May 14, 2013 Banned because the ESC is apparently broadcast in Australia. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolutely Positively Posted May 14, 2013 Report Share Posted May 14, 2013 Banned because I hope that this year they won't say: Switzerland, 0 points. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
alefal Posted May 14, 2013 Report Share Posted May 14, 2013 Banned because Norway is the country with the most last places in the history of ESC. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolutely Positively Posted May 14, 2013 Report Share Posted May 14, 2013 Banned because this year, we've got EMIL. (oldest guy in history to attend ESC. ) Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
alefal Posted May 14, 2013 Report Share Posted May 14, 2013 Banned because you beat those grandmothers from last year in terms of age this year. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolutely Positively Posted May 14, 2013 Report Share Posted May 14, 2013 Banned because he's 95 and a little deaf. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
alefal Posted May 14, 2013 Report Share Posted May 14, 2013 Banned because I would be a little deaf if I had to listen to all of the ESC contributions myself. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolutely Positively Posted May 14, 2013 Report Share Posted May 14, 2013 Banned because luckily it's just once a year. (And btw. Idk why we're still contributing, it's just politics. Countries give their neighbours maximum points...) Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
alefal Posted May 14, 2013 Report Share Posted May 14, 2013 Banned because giving the neighbouring countries points ruins the competition (ironically, Norwegians complain about that very thing whilst voting for Sweden or Denmark). Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolutely Positively Posted May 14, 2013 Report Share Posted May 14, 2013 Banned because we have 5 neighbours and still ended up with 0 points. (more than once). Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
alefal Posted May 14, 2013 Report Share Posted May 14, 2013 Banned because that's how Norway ended up last place so many times too. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolutely Positively Posted May 14, 2013 Report Share Posted May 14, 2013 Banned because I just hope our guy's still alive on Thursday. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
alefal Posted May 14, 2013 Report Share Posted May 14, 2013 Banned because it would be tragic if he died during the ESC competition. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolutely Positively Posted May 14, 2013 Report Share Posted May 14, 2013 Banned because maybe we could found a club of the last placed contributors. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
alefal Posted May 14, 2013 Report Share Posted May 14, 2013 Banned because although Norway's contribution this year might actually do quite decently, I think we would hang out in that club frequently. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolutely Positively Posted May 14, 2013 Report Share Posted May 14, 2013 Banned because... wasn't Alexander Rybak Norwegian? Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noob_master Posted May 14, 2013 Report Share Posted May 14, 2013 Banned because.. Sometimes I wish I was from Norway! Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
alefal Posted May 14, 2013 Report Share Posted May 14, 2013 Banned because he lives in the neighbouring municipality, actually. And yes, but that year was an exception to our rather grim history. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absolutely Positively Posted May 14, 2013 Report Share Posted May 14, 2013 (edited) Banned because Sweden has ABBA!!! (And Stockholm!) Edited May 14, 2013 by Absolutely Positively Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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