Anyone up for a game?

[Austin Glau]

There was

a great war between the Covenant and the UNSC. The Covenant finally found the location of earth and broke through the UNSC defense grid, destroying or disabling all the MAC platforms except the Malta. As they headed towards earth, suddenly an F-zero ship pops out of nowhere and

there is no shipas on f zero austin...

said the leader of the french club. she proceeded to write the next part of the story, which is

the vp was talking to some jr varsity football players about joining the club, when all of a sudden they asked "who is the teacher?" she told them it was a little blonde with big boobs and they all decided to join... when all of a sudden

A covenant ship came out of slipspace right above the football player and their sick minds forgot about the teacher when they saw covenant phantom dropships coming to their position

[azulverde:)]

and then all of a sudden austin gets ishaan to join this thing... says hitler in his pjs and

Edited September 5, 2010 by azulverde:)

[Austin Glau]

There was

a great war between the Covenant and the UNSC. The Covenant finally found the location of earth and broke through the UNSC defense grid, destroying or disabling all the MAC platforms except the Malta. As they headed towards earth, suddenly an F-zero ship pops out of nowhere and

there is no shipas on f zero austin...

said the leader of the french club. she proceeded to write the next part of the story, which is

the vp was talking to some jr varsity football players about joining the club, when all of a sudden they asked "who is the teacher?" she told them it was a little blonde with big boobs and they all decided to join... when all of a sudden

A covenant ship came out of slipspace right above the football player and their sick minds forgot about the teacher when they saw covenant phantom dropships coming to their position

and then all of a sudden austin gets ishaan to join this thing... says hitler in his pjs and

hitler remembers he committed suicide in the last chapter so he killed himself. the fb players decided to do their football dance thing and massed at one spot and hit eachother on the heads hoping the covenant wouldn't see and the phantom flagship saw and it fired its plasma cannons....

[azulverde:)]

and then zombies come out of nowhere

[IBnoob]

The clock struck midnight.

"Oh my god," he thought to himself.

I missed the final episode of...

His thought was interrupted as a projectile flew past his ear.

he ducked behind the couch and thought "Oh my God. They are back."

He jumped into the next room... but they were already there.

The genetically altered penguin assassins were pointing their weapons his way, but before they could fire, he drew his sword and lunged. As usual, he missed.

The little ferret-ninja was nearly blown to pieces as the penguins rained bullets down on the floor where he had been standing not a millisecond earlier.

this would be a fight to the death.

As he jumped away from the bullets, he saw the clock which had just struck midnight get struck by 12 bullets more

grabbing his high-tech mobile phone and running to hide behind the stairs, he called for back-up from the FNSO which stands for...

Fast Nana's (means gran ) Sheilding Opertion. They were the cheapest as they only had 1 employee and that was Nana, who needed the money for her candy addiction.

"Come on!" the warrior shouted as he waited for an answer.

But no answer came so he chucked the phone at one of the genetically altered penguin assassins.

Instantly he regretted it as he realized that he could have used Google to find out how to wipe out the entire monocultured flock if he only knew their weakness.

But this thought was instantly wiped from his mind as he knew he didn't pay for google on his phone... FWOOP!!! The genetically altered penguin assassins were flying towards him and throwing spears... wait... penguins don't fly... These ones do i guess...

Before he could even think about running, the spears dug into him, piercing his body and burning their way through his skin; there was blood and penguins everywhere and he acknowledged that it was going to be the end of him so, in despair, he rummaged through his brain for all the prayers they had taught him in kindergarten, when all of a sudden a calm and composed voice spoke out. He aimed a spear at a flying penguin to see the speaker and his jaw dropped. It was....the Ghost of Christmas Past. (Sorry, couldn't resist )

Oh no, the ferret thought, I hate this guy!

The Ghost of Christmas Past had bombs strapped to his waist...

which he reached for and ate, transporting them to ...

Betelgeuse, a far larger sun than ours.

There, at Betelgeuse (which astonishingly sounds like 'BeetleJuice'), he faced the Ghost of Christmas Past, ready to fight to the death on an unknown planet. He knew he could never win, but he had to try. He threw back his head and with an almighty yell, shouted.......

"Watch Out!!!"

But suddenly, he had an idea of pulling out his copy of GTA4. Everyone was happy as they sat down to enjoy endless hours of fun fun fun.

but then he remembered that he was on a sun... and he was out of sunscreen...

"Oh NOOOOOOOOO!" He yelled, brandishing his fists violently into the air

The Ghost was snapped back to reality by the ferret's roar.

The ferret, followed by the ghost, rushed towards the gift shop a few meters away from him and bought sun screen and some tanning lotion too. He needed a tan to match his cool new gadgets and dark clothes ()

the ghost suddenly couldn't see him in his new clothes and radient tan, so he slipped quietly out the back of the store when he saw a flock of....

he didnt see anything because he has done IB and is now blind fo over-reading

So now this semi-blind Ghost of Christmas Past was unaware of the subtle nuclear fissioning that resulted in the formation of a massive tombstone, with the foreboding words...

"I'll be back". All of a sudden, the Terminator appeared next to the ferret.

"Oh god, I forgot all about him," said the ferret.

The ferret had a little sister, Ana, and two years ago, the Terminator became besotted with her shifty, brown eyes and striped clumps of fur. However, the ferret decided that his sister was much too young, at the ferret age of 9, to run off with any creature. So the ferret decided to....

build a watermelon capsule where he could stuff Ana into and send it back to Earth to save her from the pedo terminator.

However, the watermelon capsule was too cramped for Ana and so like Laika the dog, she died in space. This was the first major tragedy of the ferret's life, and, knowing he had directly caused his sister's death, he...

He wiped the tears off his face, and decided to take the laser beam and attack the Terminator once and for all.

However, at that moment the Terminator was applying cream for cracked heels onto his feet because the sun was causing all the moisture to evaporate from his feet. The Terminator had a salsa dancing class the next morning, and didn't want to miss it because his heels were cracked.

After applying the moisturizing lotion on his heel, the Terminator suddenly begin to dance uncontrollably.

[Austin Glau]

(ibnoob we are starting a new story that is getting to long lol)

There was

a great war between the Covenant and the UNSC. The Covenant finally found the location of earth and broke through the UNSC defense grid, destroying or disabling all the MAC platforms except the Malta. As they headed towards earth, suddenly an F-zero ship pops out of nowhere and

there is no shipas on f zero austin...

said the leader of the french club. she proceeded to write the next part of the story, which is

the vp was talking to some jr varsity football players about joining the club, when all of a sudden they asked "who is the teacher?" she told them it was a little blonde with big boobs and they all decided to join... when all of a sudden

A covenant ship came out of slipspace right above the football player and their sick minds forgot about the teacher when they saw covenant phantom dropships coming to their position

and then all of a sudden austin gets ishaan to join this thing... says hitler in his pjs and

hitler remembers he committed suicide in the last chapter so he killed himself. the fb players decided to do their football dance thing and massed at one spot and hit eachother on the heads hoping the covenant wouldn't see and the phantom flagship saw and it fired its plasma cannons....

and then zombies came out of nowhere

and i hid behind a tree

[azulverde:)]

and then i came and saved the end?

[Austin Glau]

There was

a great war between the Covenant and the UNSC. The Covenant finally found the location of earth and broke through the UNSC defense grid, destroying or disabling all the MAC platforms except the Malta. As they headed towards earth, suddenly an F-zero ship pops out of nowhere and

there is no shipas on f zero austin...

said the leader of the french club. she proceeded to write the next part of the story, which is

the vp was talking to some jr varsity football players about joining the club, when all of a sudden they asked "who is the teacher?" she told them it was a little blonde with big boobs and they all decided to join... when all of a sudden

A covenant ship came out of slipspace right above the football player and their sick minds forgot about the teacher when they saw covenant phantom dropships coming to their position

and then all of a sudden austin gets ishaan to join this thing... says hitler in his pjs and

hitler remembers he committed suicide in the last chapter so he killed himself. the fb players decided to do their football dance thing and massed at one spot and hit eachother on the heads hoping the covenant wouldn't see and the phantom flagship saw and it fired its plasma cannons....

and then zombies came out of nowhere

and i hid behind a tree

and then i came and saved the end

said a random teacher as the football players scrambeled for cover. suddenly captain falcon got in his f-zero fighter and started attacking the covenant.

[azulverde:)]

and then the people kno everything so i was not known

[Austin Glau]

There was

a great war between the Covenant and the UNSC. The Covenant finally found the location of earth and broke through the UNSC defense grid, destroying or disabling all the MAC platforms except the Malta. As they headed towards earth, suddenly an F-zero ship pops out of nowhere and

there is no shipas on f zero austin...

said the leader of the french club. she proceeded to write the next part of the story, which is

the vp was talking to some jr varsity football players about joining the club, when all of a sudden they asked "who is the teacher?" she told them it was a little blonde with big boobs and they all decided to join... when all of a sudden

A covenant ship came out of slipspace right above the football player and their sick minds forgot about the teacher when they saw covenant phantom dropships coming to their position

and then all of a sudden austin gets ishaan to join this thing... says hitler in his pjs and

hitler remembers he committed suicide in the last chapter so he killed himself. the fb players decided to do their football dance thing and massed at one spot and hit eachother on the heads hoping the covenant wouldn't see and the phantom flagship saw and it fired its plasma cannons....

and then zombies came out of nowhere

and i hid behind a tree

and then i came and saved the end

said a random teacher as the football players scrambeled for cover. suddenly captain falcon got in his f-zero fighter and started attacking the covenant.

and then the people kno everything so i was not known

i hide behind another tree

[azulverde:)]

that doesnt make sense...

[Austin Glau]

There was

a great war between the Covenant and the UNSC. The Covenant finally found the location of earth and broke through the UNSC defense grid, destroying or disabling all the MAC platforms except the Malta. As they headed towards earth, suddenly an F-zero ship pops out of nowhere and

there is no shipas on f zero austin...

said the leader of the french club. she proceeded to write the next part of the story, which is

the vp was talking to some jr varsity football players about joining the club, when all of a sudden they asked "who is the teacher?" she told them it was a little blonde with big boobs and they all decided to join... when all of a sudden

A covenant ship came out of slipspace right above the football player and their sick minds forgot about the teacher when they saw covenant phantom dropships coming to their position

and then all of a sudden austin gets ishaan to join this thing... says hitler in his pjs and

hitler remembers he committed suicide in the last chapter so he killed himself. the fb players decided to do their football dance thing and massed at one spot and hit eachother on the heads hoping the covenant wouldn't see and the phantom flagship saw and it fired its plasma cannons....

and then zombies came out of nowhere

and i hid behind a tree

and then i came and saved the end

said a random teacher as the football players scrambeled for cover. suddenly captain falcon got in his f-zero fighter and started attacking the covenant.

and then the people kno everything so i was not known

i hide behind another tree

that doesn't make sense

said the teacher that was watching the spectacle. she decided to help captain falcon in his ship get rid of the covenant, and she said

[azulverde:)]

There was

a great war between the Covenant and the UNSC. The Covenant finally found the location of earth and broke through the UNSC defense grid, destroying or disabling all the MAC platforms except the Malta. As they headed towards earth, suddenly an F-zero ship pops out of nowhere and

there is no shipas on f zero austin...

said the leader of the french club. she proceeded to write the next part of the story, which is

the vp was talking to some jr varsity football players about joining the club, when all of a sudden they asked "who is the teacher?" she told them it was a little blonde with big boobs and they all decided to join... when all of a sudden

A covenant ship came out of slipspace right above the football player and their sick minds forgot about the teacher when they saw covenant phantom dropships coming to their position

and then all of a sudden austin gets ishaan to join this thing... says hitler in his pjs and

hitler remembers he committed suicide in the last chapter so he killed himself. the fb players decided to do their football dance thing and massed at one spot and hit eachother on the heads hoping the covenant wouldn't see and the phantom flagship saw and it fired its plasma cannons....

and then zombies came out of nowhere

and i hid behind a tree

and then i came and saved the end

said a random teacher as the football players scrambeled for cover. suddenly captain falcon got in his f-zero fighter and started attacking the covenant.

and then the people kno everything so i was not known

i hide behind another tree

that doesn't make sense

said the teacher that was watching the spectacle. she decided to help captain falcon in his ship get rid of the covenant, and she said

haha i have been forgeting to post the whole thing... then adam lambert shows up and

[Austin Glau]

There was

a great war between the Covenant and the UNSC. The Covenant finally found the location of earth and broke through the UNSC defense grid, destroying or disabling all the MAC platforms except the Malta. As they headed towards earth, suddenly an F-zero ship pops out of nowhere and

there is no shipas on f zero austin...

said the leader of the french club. she proceeded to write the next part of the story, which is

the vp was talking to some jr varsity football players about joining the club, when all of a sudden they asked "who is the teacher?" she told them it was a little blonde with big boobs and they all decided to join... when all of a sudden

A covenant ship came out of slipspace right above the football player and their sick minds forgot about the teacher when they saw covenant phantom dropships coming to their position

and then all of a sudden austin gets ishaan to join this thing... says hitler in his pjs and

hitler remembers he committed suicide in the last chapter so he killed himself. the fb players decided to do their football dance thing and massed at one spot and hit eachother on the heads hoping the covenant wouldn't see and the phantom flagship saw and it fired its plasma cannons....

and then zombies came out of nowhere

and i hid behind a tree

and then i came and saved the end

said a random teacher as the football players scrambeled for cover. suddenly captain falcon got in his f-zero fighter and started attacking the covenant.

and then the people kno everything so i was not known

i hide behind another tree

that doesn't make sense

said the teacher that was watching the spectacle. she decided to help captain falcon in his ship get rid of the covenant, and she said

haha i have been forgeting to post the whole thing... then adam lambert shows up and

and captain falcon says "who the heck is adam lambert"

[azulverde:)]

There was

a great war between the Covenant and the UNSC. The Covenant finally found the location of earth and broke through the UNSC defense grid, destroying or disabling all the MAC platforms except the Malta. As they headed towards earth, suddenly an F-zero ship pops out of nowhere and

there is no shipas on f zero austin...

said the leader of the french club. she proceeded to write the next part of the story, which is

the vp was talking to some jr varsity football players about joining the club, when all of a sudden they asked "who is the teacher?" she told them it was a little blonde with big boobs and they all decided to join... when all of a sudden

A covenant ship came out of slipspace right above the football player and their sick minds forgot about the teacher when they saw covenant phantom dropships coming to their position

and then all of a sudden austin gets ishaan to join this thing... says hitler in his pjs and

hitler remembers he committed suicide in the last chapter so he killed himself. the fb players decided to do their football dance thing and massed at one spot and hit eachother on the heads hoping the covenant wouldn't see and the phantom flagship saw and it fired its plasma cannons....

and then zombies came out of nowhere

and i hid behind a tree

and then i came and saved the end

said a random teacher as the football players scrambeled for cover. suddenly captain falcon got in his f-zero fighter and started attacking the covenant.

and then the people kno everything so i was not known

i hide behind another tree

that doesn't make sense

said the teacher that was watching the spectacle. she decided to help captain falcon in his ship get rid of the covenant, and she said

haha i have been forgeting to post the whole thing... then adam lambert shows up and

and captain falcon says "who the heck is adam lambert"

a singer haha some singer actor, but i meant to say adam levine (the main singer of maroon 5) said whomever is talking

[Austin Glau]

There was

a great war between the Covenant and the UNSC. The Covenant finally found the location of earth and broke through the UNSC defense grid, destroying or disabling all the MAC platforms except the Malta. As they headed towards earth, suddenly an F-zero ship pops out of nowhere and

there is no shipas on f zero austin...

said the leader of the french club. she proceeded to write the next part of the story, which is

the vp was talking to some jr varsity football players about joining the club, when all of a sudden they asked "who is the teacher?" she told them it was a little blonde with big boobs and they all decided to join... when all of a sudden

A covenant ship came out of slipspace right above the football player and their sick minds forgot about the teacher when they saw covenant phantom dropships coming to their position

and then all of a sudden austin gets ishaan to join this thing... says hitler in his pjs and

hitler remembers he committed suicide in the last chapter so he killed himself. the fb players decided to do their football dance thing and massed at one spot and hit eachother on the heads hoping the covenant wouldn't see and the phantom flagship saw and it fired its plasma cannons....

and then zombies came out of nowhere

and i hid behind a tree

and then i came and saved the end

said a random teacher as the football players scrambeled for cover. suddenly captain falcon got in his f-zero fighter and started attacking the covenant.

and then the people kno everything so i was not known

i hide behind another tree

that doesn't make sense

said the teacher that was watching the spectacle. she decided to help captain falcon in his ship get rid of the covenant, and she said

haha i have been forgeting to post the whole thing... then adam lambert shows up and

and captain falcon says "who the heck is adam lambert"

a singer haha some singer actor, but i meant to say adam levine (the main singer of maroon 5) said whomever is talking

who was master chief and was piloting a longsword against covenant fighters. captain falcon was jealous because he wasn't as brave so he decided to

[azulverde:)]

do the unmanly thing and get the girls on his side

[Austin Glau]

There was

a great war between the Covenant and the UNSC. The Covenant finally found the location of earth and broke through the UNSC defense grid, destroying or disabling all the MAC platforms except the Malta. As they headed towards earth, suddenly an F-zero ship pops out of nowhere and

there is no shipas on f zero austin...

said the leader of the french club. she proceeded to write the next part of the story, which is

the vp was talking to some jr varsity football players about joining the club, when all of a sudden they asked "who is the teacher?" she told them it was a little blonde with big boobs and they all decided to join... when all of a sudden

A covenant ship came out of slipspace right above the football player and their sick minds forgot about the teacher when they saw covenant phantom dropships coming to their position

and then all of a sudden austin gets ishaan to join this thing... says hitler in his pjs and

hitler remembers he committed suicide in the last chapter so he killed himself. the fb players decided to do their football dance thing and massed at one spot and hit eachother on the heads hoping the covenant wouldn't see and the phantom flagship saw and it fired its plasma cannons....

and then zombies came out of nowhere

and i hid behind a tree

and then i came and saved the end

said a random teacher as the football players scrambeled for cover. suddenly captain falcon got in his f-zero fighter and started attacking the covenant.

and then the people kno everything so i was not known

i hide behind another tree

that doesn't make sense

said the teacher that was watching the spectacle. she decided to help captain falcon in his ship get rid of the covenant, and she said

haha i have been forgeting to post the whole thing... then adam lambert shows up and

and captain falcon says "who the heck is adam lambert"

a singer haha some singer actor, but i meant to say adam levine (the main singer of maroon 5) said whomever is talking

who was master chief and was piloting a longsword against covenant fighters. captain falcon was jealous because he wasn't as brave so he decided to

do the unmanly thing and get the girls on his side

lol captain falcon got zelda and samus on his side, and master chief helped him fight off the first wave of covenant aircraft. suddenly zelda decided to

[azulverde:)]

go do homework and when captain falcon found out he

[Austin Glau]

There was

a great war between the Covenant and the UNSC. The Covenant finally found the location of earth and broke through the UNSC defense grid, destroying or disabling all the MAC platforms except the Malta. As they headed towards earth, suddenly an F-zero ship pops out of nowhere and

there is no shipas on f zero austin...

said the leader of the french club. she proceeded to write the next part of the story, which is

the vp was talking to some jr varsity football players about joining the club, when all of a sudden they asked "who is the teacher?" she told them it was a little blonde with big boobs and they all decided to join... when all of a sudden

A covenant ship came out of slipspace right above the football player and their sick minds forgot about the teacher when they saw covenant phantom dropships coming to their position

and then all of a sudden austin gets ishaan to join this thing... says hitler in his pjs and

hitler remembers he committed suicide in the last chapter so he killed himself. the fb players decided to do their football dance thing and massed at one spot and hit eachother on the heads hoping the covenant wouldn't see and the phantom flagship saw and it fired its plasma cannons....

and then zombies came out of nowhere

and i hid behind a tree

and then i came and saved the end

said a random teacher as the football players scrambeled for cover. suddenly captain falcon got in his f-zero fighter and started attacking the covenant.

and then the people kno everything so i was not known

i hide behind another tree

that doesn't make sense

said the teacher that was watching the spectacle. she decided to help captain falcon in his ship get rid of the covenant, and she said

haha i have been forgeting to post the whole thing... then adam lambert shows up and

and captain falcon says "who the heck is adam lambert"

a singer haha some singer actor, but i meant to say adam levine (the main singer of maroon 5) said whomever is talking

who was master chief and was piloting a longsword against covenant fighters. captain falcon was jealous because he wasn't as brave so he decided to

do the unmanly thing and get the girls on his side

lol captain falcon got zelda and samus on his side, and master chief helped him fight off the first wave of covenant aircraft. suddenly zelda decided to

go do homework and when captain falcon found out he

actually sucked at driving his fighter so he jumped out and falcon punched all the covenant and was the boss until