Taigan Posted August 28, 2009 Report Share Posted August 28, 2009 Ha! Some of these are hilarious. I got a couple:If my right leg was Christmas and my left was Easter, would you like to spend some time between the holidays?You know.. it’s not the length of the vector that counts… it’s how you apply the forceI wish I was an Ion so I could form an exothermic bond with you.This is fun! Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
idIB Posted January 23, 2010 Report Share Posted January 23, 2010 I have some too!!!"We fit together like the sticky ends of recombinant DNA.""I don't know if you're in my range, but I'd sure like to take you back to my domain.""You are the photon to my photosystem: you excite my electron until I reach my reaction centre.""I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U.:"I'll take you to your limit if you show me your end behaviour." Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Austin Glau Posted January 23, 2010 Report Share Posted January 23, 2010 "I would like to be the tangnet to your curves" lol thx Peachez Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peachez Posted January 23, 2010 Report Share Posted January 23, 2010 "I would like to be the tangnet to your curves" lol thx PeachezHow about: I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.& I also like this one: You’re like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere! Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thatguy Posted January 24, 2010 Report Share Posted January 24, 2010 "You are the photon to my photosystem: you excite my electron until I reach my reaction centre."^ best one. Ever. 1 Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
(Kevin) Posted November 21, 2010 Report Share Posted November 21, 2010 Whenever I'm around you, I undergo anaerobic respiration because you take my breath away.If I were an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me? Smooth or rough? Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mahuta ♥ Posted November 21, 2010 Report Share Posted November 21, 2010 "You are the photon to my photosystem: you excite my electron until I reach my reaction centre."Haha omg nice one.If my right leg was Christmas and my left was Easter, would you like to spend some time between the holidays?You know.. it’s not the length of the vector that counts… it’s how you apply the forceHahahahaha dirty! Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kissedbymoonlight Posted November 22, 2010 Report Share Posted November 22, 2010 I do believe I am your reciprocal; we will be one when we multiply.My love for you is like pi, it's never-ending. I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out? Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Party Mongrel Posted November 27, 2010 Report Share Posted November 27, 2010 My bio teacher told me this one:If I were a DNA helicase I'd unzip your genes! Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wombat123 Posted November 27, 2010 Report Share Posted November 27, 2010 I’m attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.Is this Hess's Law, or are we heating up? Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Sinclair Posted November 27, 2010 Report Share Posted November 27, 2010 Some of these will be really bad as I'm trying to go through my bio syllabus to find the most suss parts hahaha.Do you mind if I bind to your active site? You're exactly what I need to get off quickly. If you come any closer you'll stimulate my phototropism...wow these are horrible hahha I think I should stop here before I go any further lol Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
-PakistaN- Posted November 27, 2010 Report Share Posted November 27, 2010 um9x - 7i > 3(3x - 7u) 9x - 7i > 9x - 21u-7i > -21u-7i/-7 > -21u/-7= i < 3u (i love you) 3 Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mahuta ♥ Posted November 27, 2010 Report Share Posted November 27, 2010 "Baby, you must be absolute value, 'cause every time I see you turn my negatives into positives."I didnt like this one..but it made me laugh for a moment: "Babe would you be the phospholipid bilayer to my protein so I could be embedded in you?""Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive""Hey babe, I'm homozygous recessive... wanna do a test cross?" ""Baby, if you become an element of My life, then i'd spend all night studying your properties."" Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Frozen Camel Posted November 27, 2010 Report Share Posted November 27, 2010 (edited) 1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: 'I am very rich. 'Marry me!' - That's Direct Marketing... ' 2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: 'He's very rich. 'Marry him.' -That's Advertising. ..' 3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: 'Hi, I'm very rich. 'Marry me - That's Telemarketing. ..' 4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car)'Marry Me?' - That's Public Relations... ' 5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says:'You are very rich! 'Can you marry ! me?' - That's Brand Recognition. ..' 6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: 'I am very rich. Marry me!' She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - 'That's Customer Feedback...' 7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: 'I am very rich. Marry me!' And she introduces you to her husband. - 'That's demand and supply gap...' 8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: 'I'm rich. Will you marry me?' and she goes with him - 'That's competition eating into your market share...' 9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: 'I'm rich, Marry me!' your wife arrives. - 'That's restriction for entering new markets...'LOL protectionist anti dumping measures Edited November 27, 2010 by Mahuta ♥ Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustAnotherAsian Posted December 14, 2010 Report Share Posted December 14, 2010 For IB Students.Baby, I'll treat you like my homework - I'll take you home, slam you on the table, and do you all night longIB ChemDid you just combust?? Because you’re HOT!IB Mathmy love for you is like dividing by zero…. you cannot define itIB PhysicsLet’s discover our coefficient of frictionIB BiologyIf I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?IB MusicI’m a fermata… hold meFor the wierd.so besides being sexy... what do you do for a living?My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dessskris Posted December 19, 2010 Report Share Posted December 19, 2010 I hate it when people text me "K". I'm very rarely in the mood to talk about Potassium. 1 Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
IBVeryStressed Posted December 19, 2010 Report Share Posted December 19, 2010 How much does a polar bear weigh?Enough to break the ice Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest kenshi64 Posted July 11, 2011 Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 WOW pick up lines : "Hey I like Orcs your color" "Hey lets meet up at Freewind post, may be slay something??" Dota pick up lines: "Hey I think Dragon Knight wants to me the WindRunner, what say? " Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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yucia Posted September 2, 2015 Report Share Posted September 2, 2015 Original pick-up lines from a science competition: Are you a sperm because without you my life would be ova. Are you oxytocin? Because my love for you is a positive feedback loop. Are you a glass rod because you stir my world up. Are you -C=O? Because you have the ketone my heart. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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