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Ruan Chun Xian

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Ha! Some of these are hilarious. I got a couple:

If my right leg was Christmas and my left was Easter, would you like to spend some time between the holidays?

You know.. it’s not the length of the vector that counts… it’s how you apply the force

I wish I was an Ion so I could form an exothermic bond with you.

This is fun!

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  • 4 months later...

I have some too!!!

"We fit together like the sticky ends of recombinant DNA."

"I don't know if you're in my range, but I'd sure like to take you back to my domain."

"You are the photon to my photosystem: you excite my electron until I reach my reaction centre."

"I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U.:

"I'll take you to your limit if you show me your end behaviour."

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"You are the photon to my photosystem: you excite my electron until I reach my reaction centre."

Haha omg nice one.

If my right leg was Christmas and my left was Easter, would you like to spend some time between the holidays?

You know.. it’s not the length of the vector that counts… it’s how you apply the force

Hahahahaha dirty!

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Some of these will be really bad as I'm trying to go through my bio syllabus to find the most suss parts hahaha.

Do you mind if I bind to your active site? You're exactly what I need to get off quickly.

If you come any closer you'll stimulate my phototropism...

wow these are horrible hahha I think I should stop here before I go any further lol

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"Baby, you must be absolute value, 'cause every time I see you turn my negatives into positives."

I didnt like this one..but it made me laugh for a moment:

"Babe would you be the phospholipid bilayer to my protein so I could be embedded in you?"

"Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive"

"Hey babe, I'm homozygous recessive... wanna do a test cross?"

""Baby, if you become an element of My life, then i'd spend all night studying your properties.""

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Guest Frozen Camel

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to

her and say: 'I am very rich.

'Marry me!' - That's Direct Marketing... '

2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a

gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and

pointing at you says: 'He's very rich.

'Marry him.' -That's Advertising. ..'

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to

her and get her telephone number. The next day, you

call and say: 'Hi, I'm very rich.

'Marry me - That's Telemarketing. ..'

4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up

and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour

her a drink, you open the door (of the car)'Marry Me?' - That's Public Relations... '

5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks

up to you and says:'You are very rich!

'Can you marry ! me?' - That's Brand Recognition. ..'

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to

her and say: 'I am very rich. Marry me!' She gives you

a nice hard slap on your face. - 'That's Customer Feedback...'

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to

her and say: 'I am very rich. Marry me!' And she

introduces you to her husband. - 'That's demand and supply gap...'

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to

her and before you say anything, another person come

and tell her: 'I'm rich. Will you marry me?' and she

goes with him - 'That's competition eating into your market share...'

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to

her and before you say: 'I'm rich, Marry me!' your

wife arrives. - 'That's restriction for entering new markets...'

LOL protectionist anti dumping measures :D:crying:

Edited by Mahuta ♥
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For IB Students.

Baby, I'll treat you like my homework - I'll take you home, slam you on the table, and do you all night long

IB Chem

Did you just combust?? Because you’re HOT!

IB Math

my love for you is like dividing by zero…. you cannot define it

IB Physics

Let’s discover our coefficient of friction

IB Biology

If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?

IB Music

I’m a fermata… hold me

For the wierd.

so besides being sexy... what do you do for a living?

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in

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Guest kenshi64

WOW pick up lines : "Hey I like Orcs your color"

"Hey lets meet up at Freewind post, may be slay something??"

Dota pick up lines: "Hey I think Dragon Knight wants to me the WindRunner, what say? ;)"

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Original pick-up lines from a science competition:

 

Are you a sperm because without you my life would be ova.

 

Are you oxytocin? Because my love for you is a positive feedback loop.

 

Are you a glass rod because you stir my world up.

 

Are you -C=O? Because you have the ketone my heart.

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