citizenoftheuniverse Posted October 14, 2011 Report Share Posted October 14, 2011 (edited) So, every school has at least some teachers that say some funny thing, are known for saying something or have funny slogans and so on So what slogans or funny things do your teachers say on a regular basis? I'll start. Our chemistry teacher is a non-native speaker and he always calls our homework "homies". So yeah, after school I'm gonna go and do my homies all night Edited October 14, 2011 by citizenoftheuniverse Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avan:) Posted October 14, 2011 Report Share Posted October 14, 2011 My teacher's standard classic: walks in, stares at the geeks in the front row: "Good morning, children...", then looks at the rest: "... and also the rest". cracks me up everytime, and I'm usually always the only one laughing so hard (even after a year...*sigh*) lol And we have another strict one, who I don't like at all. I once casually said "Good morning, sir ", when he was obviously stressed, just to be nice. And he just narrowed his eyes and was like: " *humph*.....that remains to be seen, young sir." o.0' woah...just tryna help you. Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CkyBlue Posted October 14, 2011 Report Share Posted October 14, 2011 "Get out of my chair!" screams my chemistry teacher"Boys are like Halogens, all they do is take things. They're also gassy. Girls are like metals, shiny, and always losing things from boys." says my science teacherSomething along the lines of "He actually wrote 'answers may vary' while cheating on a Biology Exam. What a r(etard)..." says my physics teacher"WELLLL........" says my math teacher when we ask to go to the bathroom.We're assigned math homework. (1,2, 3ad, 4adefg, 5-7, 8d,11, 14) *Students groanMath teacher: Do you want the short version?Students: YESMath teacher: 1-14 then.Just stuff like that.... Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emmi Posted October 15, 2011 Report Share Posted October 15, 2011 My English teacher has this saying whenever we go out in the hallway to go to the library or something "So say you were walking and the person next to you were to just, oh I don't know, catch on fire? What do you do? Just Ughh (like a disgusted noise or whatever, I can't express how funny it is on here) and just walk away. Because they're just trying to get you in trouble and get you a detention!" it's great Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dessskris Posted October 15, 2011 Report Share Posted October 15, 2011 Maths teacher: DIE! DIE! DIE! (when cancelling out elements)Religion teacher: you know...Indo teacher: kan gituan English teacher (who doesn't teach me): 5 laps!a Maths teacher (who doesn't teach me): it is what it is 2 Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bradley Posted October 15, 2011 Report Share Posted October 15, 2011 The top English teacher at our school has an affinity for the phrase "epistemology agile".Everything our maths teacher says (bad accent)Spanish teacher - "What is (Insert internet/sexual term here)?"We get up to so much stuff in Spanish, you'd think none of us do work!(You'd be right, it's Ab Initio Spanish) Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CkyBlue Posted October 16, 2011 Report Share Posted October 16, 2011 Maths teacher: DIE! DIE! DIE! (when cancelling out elements) LOLLLLLLLL I'm going to start saying that now when I tutor math holy cr*P! They are going to like it when I cross out whole questions lmfao Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImStillKT Posted December 9, 2011 Report Share Posted December 9, 2011 Once had a teacher who couldn't pronounce Focus , so he would always say , "Class it's time to "FAWK-US" , YOU MUST "FAWK-US ! " Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maks123456 Posted January 16, 2012 Report Share Posted January 16, 2012 My Math teacher is awesome - he draws: "We fractions" and "I decimals" every time. Whenever he explains something, in the end he needs a confirmation that we have understood, so he asks: Kapisch? He also hates the sign ( - and - equals + and etc) mistakes his students make. He always says that whenever he sees anyone who has made that mistake, he marks the exercise in question with -127 points 1 Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
funny10sport Posted February 17, 2012 Report Share Posted February 17, 2012 First day of Chemistry class: Students: "Mr. how do we know if a substance is an acide?" My Chemistry teachers : "If you want to find out if something is an acide, all you have to do is eat it. If you die, then you know it is!" haha lol History teacher: "Ben, bonjour madames et madames, vous êtes tous belles. Know I just say this to boost your selfesteem. Now its time to get to work. *evil grin* Reply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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